Monday, June 29, 2015

I WILL FINISH LATER (I finished)

So in case anyone is confused, the bold parentheticals are my current answers and the regular answers were from June 29... I found this in my drafts and it was funny....
~*The Basics*~ Your full name:  Lauren Paige Ostrander
--What does it mean?: excuse me  
Your birthday:  July 12, 1994
Height:  5'1
Eye colour: Green
--Do you like it?: Yes
Natural hair colour: Medium-dark brown
--Do you like it?: Yes, but I currently have an ombre so my hair is lighter rn (not nemore!)
Gender: Female
Religion: Agnostic
--Have you ever changed religions?: I've switched from Christianity to agnosticism....not really a change idk  
Race: White...? 1/4 Korean...? 
Heritage: AMERICA (rly)
Where do you live?: Mississippi
Have you ever moved cities or countries?: I have moved cities several times
Your job: Student @ Mississippi State <3 {bulldog4life} (screw MSU)
--Do you enjoy it?: Yes (No)
~*Favorites*~ 
Movie: (OMG too much pressure!!!)
TV show: Orange is the new black (Lie to Me or HTGAWM or House of Cards)
TV character: Klaus Mikaelson from the Originals <3 (Frank Underwood or Claire Underwood or Doug Stamper)
Movie character: (Cher lol)
Book: (i've read too many boox)
Literary character: (i guess Heathcliff)
Author: (what's with all these labels???)
Band: N/A
Song: N/A
Type of music: Pop, hip hop & 90s alternative (eh yeah kinda)
Instrument: Piano (or violin)
Cereal: Special K chocolate (sure)
Fast food place: Zaxbys:) (or Umi)
Dessert: (Cookie cake)
Country: USA (eh)
City: Kansas City or Seattle (Washington DC)

Place to travel: (Europe, idk?)
Airline: Southwest...? IDK!!! (lol)
Shampoo/conditioner: Dove (sure)
Lotion: St. Ives orrrrrr Aveeno idk
Subject in school: Literature
Teacher: Mr. Hinds (11th grade) (or Dr. Mallory-Kani)
Province: This isn't Canada unfortunately  
State (if you're American): idk!
Football team: MSU BULLDOGS:) (please)  
Hockey team: (whatever the dream team was)
Athlete: like i know
Sport to play: none 
Sport to watch: baseball or as the spanish language would say "beisbol" (lol)
Fruit: strawberries/raspberries/blackberries:-)
Vegetable: baked brussel sprouts:)
Snack: (anything savory:-))
Meal: anything from ichiban
Restaurant: ichiban.... (kinda over it but not completely)
Grocery store: Walmart (I CAN NEVER FIND MY WAY OUT OF KROGER) (i've discovered my way out of Kroger)
~*Have You Ever*~ 
Gone on a blind date?: heck no that's dangerous 
Flown in an airplane?: yes 
Thrown up on an airplane?: no 
Peed in the shower?: yes...?
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?: in my sleep maybe idk i don't wanna talk about it  
Enjoyed Shakespeare?: Yes <3 king lear:'-( (why did i even put king lear???)
Been to the opera?: no
Been to the theatre?: yes
Streaked?: no 
Seen a streaker?: no 
Been mooned?: no...
Mooned someone?: (N/A but no)
Flipped someone off?: yes...I just flipped my window off bc there is a bird that keeps slamming into it!!!! (this made me LOL!)
Been in a fist fight?: no 
Been drunk?: yes, I hate it - I can't drink judge me (it's awful)
Had alcohol poisoning?: probably...don't chug hunch punch, just no (thank u Steven ily)
Been walked in on while you're naked?: yes 
Slept in a snowbank?:  WHAT (okay? is this perks of being a wallflower lol)
Made a snow angel?: yes 
Lost any teeth?: I am a full grown adult so yes, all of them  
Been in the hospital?: yes 
Been in a major accident?: no
Burnt yourself?: yes i stuck my hand in a boiling pot of water...don't ask (i don't even know why i did that) 
Passed out?: when i do a leg workout (lol)
Watched a soap opera you didn't understand?: i don't watch soap operas
Prank called 911?:  no
Made fun of emos?: yes, & i was a (wannabe) emo don't judge!!! 
Acted like an emo, just to see what it's like?:  YES!!^^^^
Cheated on a test?: not that i can remember
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes
Lied to get out of trouble?: yes 
Started a fire?: yes, in my room in my trashcan it burned my carpet, i got the lighter taken away (lol)
Roasted a marshmallow?:  yes
Set a marshmallow on fire?:  yes
--How many times?:  i don't count my failures (OMG)
Wanted to drop out of school?: yes  
--Did you?: no
~*Randoms*~ 
Are you single or dating?: dating (true but not)
If single...do you like anyone?: n/a 
--If so, who?: n/a 
--Why?:  n/a
--Do you have a chance with them?:  n/a
If taken...who?: Steven Romero
--How long?: 6 months
--Are you happy?: yes <3
Last 4 digits of your phone number: 6251
Your house number:  lol (ok did jeffrey dahmer write this survey)
Why are you taking this survey?: i am bored af (same)
What school do you go to?:  Mississippi State University
--Do you like it?: yes (no)
Your school colours?: maroon & white
Your school teams' name?: bulldogs  
Ever been on a sports team?: yes 
--If yes, what was the name of it?: i was a cheerleader for the panthers...other than that i don't remember the names bc i block out bad memories (same)
--Did you enjoy it?: heck no 
What do you want to be when you grow up?:  an english professor (oh how things change...I'd like to be a lawyer)
--Why?:  because i have always wanted to teach & i want to teach students that are actually interested not punk high school kids that don't care (because I feel that I would be good at it and it interests me, is that good enough for u)
Any plans for the near future?: within 5 years I would like to be working on my MA (studying for the LSAT, and getting into a law school)
What are your views on capital punishment?: depends on the crime (eh yeah kinda)
--Nuclear weapons?: bring em on lol (excuse me lauren)
--Euthanasia?: are we nazis? if no then go away (...)
--The Canadian government?: smart 
--The American government?: corrupt (anyone seen house of cards, good joke america) (eh yeah kinda)  
--The European Union?: idk anything about them tbh (same)
--The UN?: FDR:) back then it was league of nations tho (thanks for the irrelevant history lesson...)
--Can you tell me who the Secretary-General of the UN is?: ban ki-moon (i googled:-)) (LOL)
What was your favourite grade of elementary school?: probably none idk 
--Why?: bc they were all terrible! 
What are you wearing right now?: a maroon shirt that say "maroon madness" & black nike shorts whats new  (A black shirt and blue nike shorts, nothing's changed)
--Any particular reason why?: i wanted to be comfortable 
What was the last thing you ate?: o'charleys:o) (perry cafeteria:-((()
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: apricot lol or cerulean or.........lavender <3 (i'm ok with any of those except apricot...rly)
How are you feeling today?: pretty good, my throat is a little scratchy lol (i'm starving!)
How many keys are on your keychain?: 2 (4!)
--What are they for?: one is to my car & one is a spare to Jorge's car (1 is to "my apartment" that I don't even feel comfortable staying at, a mailbox key for the same apt complex, a bedroom key for that same apartment, Steven's apt key, and my car keys so sorry scratch that the correct answer is 5)
What does the room you're in look like?:  white walls with blue accents; sink & cabinets to the left, doors to the right, & a bed in the middle (white walls, a bathroom across the room, the windows are open and a bed in the middle - LOL Steven doesn't decorate)
--Do you like the room?: yes (if we weren't so messy...)
Do you own an iPod?: not anymore unless u count owning an iphone
--If yes, what kind?: ^^^^
Do you wear glasses or contacts?:  glasses
What's your view on laser eye surgery?: no just no!!!!  
--Would you ever consider it?: heck no 
Weirdest thing about your parents: (their personalities)
What did you do this weekend?: (went to tupelo to get my haircut, then went to a card shop because Steven and Daniel wanted to play some tournament, and I hung out with Katelyn, then we drove back on Saturday morning at 5am and we all passed out until like 2pm then we worked on our soc papers until we ate then we came back and watched bob's burgers then we went to sleep then woke up on sunday and i wrote my paper but we had a psych test on monday and i was worried if i went to sleep that i wouldn't wake up so we pulled an all nighter until 5pm monday evening....
--Was it enjoyable?: (no)
What's your greatest fear?: claustrophobia:) oh and suffocation 
Your greatest strength?: not my arms (lol)
What country do you fear the most: china (excuse me lauren)
Have you ever been in a third-world country?: yes
--Would you ever want to live in one?: why would i want to do that 
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?: "stop don't talk to me" - OITNB cast<3 (idk)
Will poverty ever end?: doubtful 
--Why or why not?: because that's how society works, i will link dr. boydstun's (intro to soc prof) email address below lol:) (i was such a sarcastic little twit)
Will we destroy our own planet?: probably 
--How?  pollution
Man--inherently good, or inherently evil?: i'll just say this - tabula rasa (sure)

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