"So me and my stupid family are at stupidside, oops I mean Seaside
Today it was so muggy and I was so hot and I blamed it on my family so I left because you know what, they're stupid and I'm hot
I had a pineapple mojitio tonight at dinner & I BARELY drank it in spite of my family (stupid)
It's my way at getting back at society
Less resources for the rest of the world
It only takes a snowflake to start an avalanche & I plan on being that snowflake:-)
We then went shopping and I aimlessly toiled around the stupid store
My mom wanted a hat so I told her to pick the ugly one so she would be ridiculed by her peers.
I then decided to get a hat of my own, but this hat needed to be delicious in every way
Not too casual not too formal but not too stupid
Apparently I'm now a "southern hot mess:-)"
I got this to symbolize how it was and how stupid my family is.
Then we went to my stupid neighbors big stupid house
They had 6 beds in one room, which was stupid
I went upstairs to challenge my feeble mind in trivia crack but my stupid brother kept me giving stupid (wrong) answers
Eventually my opponents grew weary and I ran out of pigs to slaughter.
I then had to resort to listening to my stupid family talk to my neighbors about stupid things like family and jobs
Finally we escaped that mental asylum and meandered the streets of Stupidside (oops I mean Seaside)
I took my 2nd shower to once again use up resources of this stupid earth to symbolize how hot it was thanks to my stupid family
Finally I come to end this dreadful day and lay my head to this pillow secretly hoping to wake up somewhere else less stupid"
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